Just because you lost your virginity doesn’t mean you can go around throwing your ‘cat’ at everyone
matj:
I think I’d be really depressed if my future kids turned out not to like Harry Potter.
“Mummy, what is Harry Potter? It sounds stupid.”
“YOU ARE NO CHILD OF MINE. GET UNDER THOSE STAIRS NOW.”
HEY KIDS WHO WANTS TO TAKE A TRIP TO THE ORPHANAGE
“Mom, wait, why does dad get punched by Hermione in the third movie?”
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(Source: aloneprotectsme)
Darlene: Slow down. I’m scared.
Justin: No this is fun.
Darlene: No its not. Please, it’s too scary!
Justin: Then tell me you love me.
Darlene: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Justin: Now give me a big hug.
Justin: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It’s bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.R.I.P. Justin Shih. 8/7/2011. You would have been a great father. My heart goes out to Darlene. Have a safe flight to Australia.
(Source: stonedmcee)
